My MacBook Pro is being uncooperative... Help?

I have a brand-new MacBook pro and some of the keys are malfunctioning. Double-functioning, really. The tab key and the key above it both produce "(tab) 'x" , the z and delete keys pull up my dashboard, the c key produces a c and some stacked-s-looking symbol, the v and b keys produce the corresponding letters with brackets ("v] and [b", n makes "n=" and m makes "m' ". For a bit, the keys stopped doing it (a minute or so) and they've been doing it ever since. I've tried resetting all the system preferences, restarting it out, etc. Can anyone help???